And kills. And kills. And kills. (Hey, it’s better than one of those “truth” ads. At least, it’s a lot funnier.)

The ArsTechnica OpenForum is down this weekend for maintenance, and in its place is a set of temporary boards. Needless to say, there’s a whole lot of goofy stuff happening, since people realize that this set of boards will be vaporizing in favor of the “real” board when it makes its appearance sometime today or tomorrow.

However, there are some pretty good posts, and I’m going to to my best to pull them out and archive them here. I’ll keep adding to this as I stumble on threads - it’ll be a shame to let teh silliness fade.

I’ve got a total earworm - it’s “Stacy’s Mom” by The Fountains of Wayne. Really catchy tune, and the video’s pretty damn cool. I’m gonna try and embed a QuickTime video of the rock video below. Note: it’s a Quicktime video. Yeah, yeah, I’m on a Mac, sue me.

Jeez. My personality turns out:

At least I didn’t get Wesley Crusher. ;)

Saw this at ComputerWorld and thought it was great. I’m putting it below just in case it disappears – too funny, and sadly, true. :(