Well, I’m sitting here, at damn near 11:00pm, and I’m bored. I should really read my email, but that’d require too much thought, and is too much like work. I look at my AIM buddy list on iChat, but then I bail out ‘cause my boss is online for some bizarro reason and I don’t want him to ping me. There’s jack shit on TV. I could watch a DVD, but a cursory run through the collection doesn’t compel me to grab any of them. Guess I’ll take some cough medicine and wait for it to kick in and I’ll pass out on the couch.

Wait, is that the baby monitor? Yes! My son’s crying! I’m NEEDED!
/me runs off to check on the kid.